Just A Little Reminder for Mondays that..

...Some People's Sole Daily Mission Is Simply To TICK YOU OFF!

So try not to bite!!!!

(P.S. - That's a chimp by the way so don't look at me like that)

Watch out Ladies - here comes Yeboah!

(Mjukuu (age 10) shows off a picture of Yeboah - via Daily Mail)

Hi Everybody! It's me - MoJo

There are three lonely female gorillas in a zoo in London that will soon be joined by a French Male Gorilla named Yeboah. Yeboah is a 12-year-old gorilla leaving his current home in at La Boissiere Du Dore Zoo in northwest France and headed to the British Capital by the end of the year as he packs his things.

The three female gorillas (Zaire (34), Effie (16), and Mjukuu (10))were given posters of Yeboah to prepare them for their new friend and they all went bonkers. One female gorilla shrieked in delight, while another wedged the poster in a tree to stare at it. A third, clearly overcome by emotion, held the photo close to her chest -- then ate it. This will be their first male visitor since last December.

For More on this story go to the London Zoo, the Daily Mail, and CNN

I wonder if they would like a poster of Me?

Bye
-MoJo

Helper Monkeys!

This is a topic that has been near and dear to my heart for a long time. Everyone knows that I am a helper monkey - but there is an organization called Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled

Helping Hands is a national non-profit organization that offers independence and hope to individuals with severe disabilities by training helper monkeys and placing them with such individuals. For over 30 years this organization has been doing great work by both giving jobs to monkeys and helping out humans who really need the help!

Right now they concentrate on training and placing monkeys, but in the next coming years they hope to extend their programs to developing permanent homes for retired monkeys - providing them the best care and medical support. This is a full program for working monkeys - from training, to placement, and finally to retirement.

As a helper monkey I know how important it is to help people, and to get proper training for working with humans. Recently I have been observing them with a family that doesn't need my help as much as others, but they have enabled me to learn more about humans, and how to spread my message to the rest of the world!

This is a cause very near and dear to my heart - so if you have some spare monies around, please do all that you can!

Website: http://www.monkeyhelpers.org/

For ways to support the organization and helper monkeys by multiple means (donations, time, their store, etc.) : http://www.monkeyhelpers.org/supportus/

They are even having a special event celebrating their 30th Anniversary - by buying a ticket to the event you can support them as well - http://www.monkeyhelpers.org/minisite/

Recently there have been many stories about Helping Hands:

One about the first veteran of Iraq or Afghanistan wars to receive a monkey from Helping Hands (but the group hopes he will not be the last)http://www.militarytimes.com/offduty/health/offduty_monkeyhelpers_072809/

A news story about Helping Hands (from Germany): http://www.rtl.de/rtlaktuell/rtl_aktuell_videoplayer.php?article=29234&p

And another news story from a FOX61 Connecticut. This one is excellent since they want to promote awareness of Helper Monkeys to individuals in Connecticut that may need it and they also try to let everyone know the difference between monkeys and chimps -to help alleviate any fears since the Travis incident that happened in Connecticut:

So any help that you could provide to my fellow Helper Monkeys would be appreciated!

Thanks!

-MoJo

Welcome Lara and Lucy!

Hello Lara and Lucy!

Lara and Lucy (pictured above) are two emperor tamarin monkey twin who were born in early July. The sad news is that their mother died from cancer on July 30th just three weeks after they were born. This made Lara and Lucy orphans - so sad. But the Denver Zoo stepped in and decided they would take them in and take care of them.

I'm sorry Lara and Lucy that your mother died. But there are monkeys out there (like me) that will look after you.

Let me know if there is anything I can do for you! (Denver Zoo - you can let me know too)

-MoJo

(Looking Good!)

Stress - So thats Why I have a belly!

I have a little bit of a belly. Most of you already know this from seeing pictures of me.

But I am always on the look out for ways to reduce it. I try dieting and working out - along with my already active lifestyle! But it doesn't go away. Some days are better than others, but wish I could be more fit. (Darn you Chocolate Bananas! why do you tempt me so). Anyway a new study came out that links stress to fat- specifically fat around the stomach and specifically in monkeys. Now I am not looking for excuses, but if its true then maybe I have to take a look at my life and get rid of any stress.

(I'm looking at you Fred.)

Click Here to go to this study in Times Magazine.

- MoJo

Donkey Kong Shelves

Donkey Kong Shelves were made to look like the video game Donkey Kong. Jeeves tells me that Donkey Kong (an Ape), is the Villain of the game. He is the pet of a carpenter named Jumpman (aka Mario). The carpenter mistreats the ape, so Donkey Kong escapes and kidnaps Jumpman's girlfriend. The object of the game is to rescue the girl (as Jumpman).

Enough about the game - now check out these Shelves! Pretty cool - they look like the game (complete with a Ape on top!)

Monkey Theft!

Eight rare species of Brazilian monkeys were stolen from a century-old Alipore Zoo in West Bengal, India last Sunday.

Two guards that were in charge of guarding the cages, where the monkeys were kept, were arrested and the zoo director was suspended.

A new zoo director will be named shortly said Forest Minister Ananta Roy.

We will keep you posted if we find out anything more about this crime or the whereabouts of the monkeys.

(But maybe the humans didn't do anything wrong? Maybe they didn't do anything and the monkeys escaped! Or perhaps the guards helped them escape. Just some thoughts from one monkey. )

-MoJo

For more on this story: http://www.ptinews.com/news/222871_Monkey-theft--Alipore-zoo-director-suspended and http://www.calcuttanews.net/story/529170

Thumbs UP! - L.A. Times

(Picture via L.A. Times)

I have to give Thumbs UP! this week to the L.A. Times! The Los Angeles Times posted some pictures of a baby squirrel monkey getting a ride on the back of its mother. I thought is was great that the L.A. Times shared with the world just a couple of pictures of these monkeys and a little bit of information.

But it turns out that the L.A Times has many stories about Apes and Monkeys in it's L.A. Unleashed section! And that's great!

Be sure to check them out!

For more pictures and the story about the squirrel monkeys - Click Here

And to see the Monkeys and Apes Section of the L.A. Unleashed Section of the Los Angeles Times - Click Here

Good job L.A.! (We Love It!)
-MoJo

Monkey Impresions

(Picture via CNN)

A new study was released yesterday that shows capuchin monkeys prefer humans who try to imitate them! With all these scientists studying monkeys, I wish someone would pay me - I would let them ask me questions!

Its like improv night in the jungle - if I see two humans on stage, the one doing the monkey impressions will be funnier! Unless they make an off color joke. Then I would have to show them my sweet monkey wrestling moves!

For More Click Here

(Oddly enough FRED brought this to my attention- I'm not sure what he is up to, but I will have to keep an eye on him)

Orangutans Vs. Chimps!

Well I don't like to see fans of Orangutans and Chimps go at it, but it seems Humans are fighting about which primate (Orangutans or Chimps) did they evolve from.

Traditionally scientist believe that humans evolved from chimps - but a recent study says that maybe its Orangutans. This challenges a long time belief - but some scientists applaud the study because it challenges accepted ideas and gets people to think about things in a different light.

For more: http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2009/08/03/Study-Humans-came-from-orangs-not-chimps/UPI-99521249340387/

Thumbs UP! Primate Veterinarians Promote Animal Welfare

We all know the battle going on regarding animal research (specifically those on primates) and their rights!

So after some reports that some primates at the New Iberia Research Center in Louisiana had been mistreated, Veterinarians have now brought to light that this needs to be fixed! We all know this should never have happened but each time these injustices have been uncovered its good to see that some actions are being taken.

For more - Click Here

Chimp News

Yes more Chimp news for you - just a couple of quick links.

First of all a Chimp's memoir is among contenders for Booker Prize. "Me Cheeta" is one of 13 novels on the Booker Prize long-list. Originally published anonymously, James Lever's book claims to tell the life story of the chimp who gained 1930s Hollywood stardom in "Tarzan" movies.

For more: http://www.themanbookerprize.com/prize/books/390

And a new Chimp study (yes another one) - Scientists have often wondered why the human language is so different from the chimp language. New research has analyzed some chimp brains and found out that something in evolution might have changed some things. They are not completely certain yet, but this is the first step in figuring out the reason for the exact difference in languages (since chimps and humans are so closely related).

For more: http://blogs.sciencemag.org/origins/2009/07/chimp-study-offers-new-clues-t.html

Thumbs UP! - Another Monkey Blog!

After reading those ridiculous stories that humans have written about non-human primates, I found this Blog called "Monkey Poetics: The Worst Poetry Found on the Web" It's a little bit more edgy than mine, but it is written by a monkey as well!

Basically he has been insulted by humans who support the Infinite Monkey Theorem, that basically means that "a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a particular chosen text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare."

In his words: " Well I for one have taken offense that it would take us an infinite amount of time to accomplish this task. We have written great works randomly already, without the necessity of infinity. And what makes you homo sapien sapiens think you are so great? That is what this blog is all about. To show the world that homo sapien sapiens aren’t all they think they are."

I agree with him that we have already written great works!

I think its a great idea for a blog and encourage you guys to check it out at : http://monkeypoetics.wordpress.com

-MoJo

More enlightening news about Primates - from Humans

You guys never seem to amaze me. Sometimes you come out with such obvious news about primates, and call it news. Sometimes I think its just a slow newsday and since many people don't seem to know much about non-human primates they think it is news.

Well if you would like some obvious news about primates here is another story for you on how chimps (like humans) pay attention to faces - even more than bananas. - From Science Daily - Chimps, Like Humans, Focus On Faces

And here is another story where they asked one chimp (Sakura) if she preferred easy listening music (like the Carpenters) to heavy metal music (like Metallica) - and she did. So now you guys think all chimps (and possibly other primates) think the same way.

I suggest that just because one chimp prefers one kind of music to the other, it doesn't mean they all do. Do you all like "I gotta Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas because its number 1 on the Billboard Music Charts? Or should I just ask some people on the streets what they prefer and assume you all prefer whoever they tell me?

If you want to know more - Click Here

Also is it just me or has there been a lot of stories lately about Chimps?

RELEASE LISA MARIE!

A company called "Ed and Annette's Monkeys and More" of Chicago, Illinois has a baby chimp that puts on crowd-pleasing shows - named Lisa Marie Presley.

Unfortunately we have learned that when Lisa is not performing she is kept in a small cage under horrible conditions.

Both the organization known as PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and now the original human named Lisa Marie Presley (the human that the chimp was named after) are both demanding that she be released to a sanctuary so she can be properly cared for.

An anonymous whistle-blower brought it to PETA's attention that when being brought to these parties Lisa is being transported in a Rubbermaid Bin. Ed and Annette purchased Lisa from a primate breeder in Missouri, and under these conditions we fear that Lisa will grow weak and perhaps go to a roadside zoo to die. Maybe Lisa will even grow angry with her living conditions and get violent like Travis. I hope it doesn't come to that, but how I could blame Lisa?

We are not sure what we can to help, except to join in this outrage. My question is if Lisa is in this horrible situation, what other animals are being mistreated at "Ed and Annette's Monkeys and More"?

Click Here for Lisa's (the human) letter to Ed and Annette

For more - the story on The Post Chronical and the story on PETA's website

Animal Warriors!

(Click Picture to make it bigger)

Hi Everybody - It's me MoJo, and this is Janice. It may be hard for you to see her, so please click on the picture to make it bigger. Janice is a ladybug that flew into my house and didn't leave, so we became friends. I have decided to train her to become an animal (or I guess insect) warrior! I think her size and camouflage will help her out and she could be one world class spy!

What do you guys think?

A Political Attack - From Above

(Video from YouTube)

Yet another story of monkeys not really doing the right thing. I know nothing of Zambian president Rupiah Banda, but during one of his recent press conference, a monkey urinated on him from an above tree. We don't know whether or not the monkey was invited, but nonetheless - this is no way to treat a political official.

I know what its like to oppose a political official (I did run for President), but if we are to be respected as primates and treated as equals this is no way to act. I understand why this monkey did it, but I would hope we could find a more constructive means of sharing our political points of view.

For More: Click Here

Police seek "monkey" and "human" for questioning

MoJo Voyage Post- New Orleans!

Hi Everybody!

Just wanted to let you all know about the new posting on my Travel Blog: MoJo Voyage!

This one is about my trip to New Orleans!

Check it Out: http://mojovoyage.blogspot.com/2009/08/new-orleans.html

Sad News

2 Stories have recently come out about how the primate version of the virus that causes AIDS.

Basically all primates can die of AIDS; Human-Primates (you guys) first get infected with HIV, and nonhuman primates (like me) get infected with SIV. Scientists thought only Asian macaques (a monkey) could develop AIDS after being infected with SIV, but years of research has determined that is not the case.

First, scientists thought the virus was not harmful to their hosts (African chimpanzees), but a long-term study of a wild population found some chimps that were naturally infected with SIV (simian immunodeficiency virus), die early and their babies die within a year of birth.

For More: Click Here

Related to this story is a story that changes the way we think this deadly virus can travel.

Recently a strain of SIV normally found in gorillas was found in a woman. This is the first time that a strain known to be found in gorillas was found in a human.

Unfortunately this demonstrates that this horrible virus is evolving, but Doctors have said this does not pose any new problems.

For more on this story Click Here

For more information on AIDS - Click Here

We here at Piece of MoJo don't like to share sad news, but thought it has to be reported so that the people know whats going on. Because at the end of the day what happens to one of us could very well effect the other.

- MoJo

Dancin' Fail

I need a break - We all know how much I like Dancin' and I know how much you guys like Dancin' too - so hear is a Dancin' video from FailBlog.

I sure hope he is okay - Next time don't use so much fog!

List of Primates in Danger

There was a report made a while ago (in 2007) about a listing of primates that was compiled by research done by 60 scientists in 21 countries.

But I guess since we are getting closer to the end of the report the San Francisco Chronicle has reported on it: Here

The report lists 25 of the most endangered primates due to hunters (that kill them for food), farmers and loggers that destroy their habitat, as well as human wars that put them in danger.

114 of the worlds 394 (29%) are threatened with extinction. Remember that you humans are a primate too - so do everything you can to protect your relatives!

I don't have exact instructions for you now - but if here at pieceofmojo.com we always try to bring you the latest primate news and ways you can help - so stay tuned!

Thumbs Up! - In the News: Whiplash (again)

The Rodeo Monkey known as Whiplash is in the news again! And so we give him another Thumbs Up!(Photo by Dan Callister by way of Daily Mail)

Apparently this collie riding monkey has become very successful recently with a following on Facebook (though I can't find him), a regular at the Rodeo in Big Spring Texas (this year he was the star), as well as a starring role in an ad for a Taco Restaurant making him and Internet sensation on the YouTube!

Some critics wonder if we would be happy back in his native Rain Forests of Central or South America, but his owner Tommy Lucia says he is happy and enjoys being a star. (Tommy rescued him when he was a baby from a cage in Florida almost 21 years ago).

After most shows he loves to have a big dinner with his favorite foods being apples, pears, bananas (of course) - but especially strawberries!

You can find....

more - Here

..Whiplash's Website (where you can get tour information, and contact him!) - Here

.. and his YouTube Videos -Here

Getting things right!

In yet another example of how you humans learn from us monkeys. Results from a new experiment from MIT challenges the old saying that people learn from their mistakes. This was published in the July 30th issue of Neuron.

In the experiments scientists looked at monkeys brains while they tested them, and it showed that their brain actually changed when they got something right and nothing changed when they got things wrong.

So "only after successes, not failures, did brain processing and the monkeys' behavior improve."

For more Click Here

BREAKING NEWS: Malaria may have come from chimps!

Scientists have found evidence of a parasite that causes most cases of malaria is a close genetic relative of a parasite found in chimpanzees. A report in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, say that human version of Malaria is closely related to a parasite found in chimps.

Understanding how this chimp parasite became adapted to humans could help researchers trying to make a vaccine against malaria - which has been difficult.

This is not unlike AIDS - which is believed to have traveled from Chimps as well, as well as other diseases that originated from animals.

For more Click Here

Medicated Body Scratcher...

...Brought to you by Monkeys!

Specifically Spider Monkeys! In order to "one-up" the chimps these spider monkeys have made a body scratcher that may release medicinal compounds. This was released by the scientific journal Primates.

For more Click Here

(Back in March it was discovered that some chimps were using a "new tool" to scoop up termites - I'm not sure if its a new tool -more like a different use. I thought I told everyone about it, but now I can't find it - so here it is again- "Chimps Invent Brush Tool")

Monkey Win!

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I don't know what that person did (though she doesn't look too angry) to upset these baboons - but man did they take over! Guys I don't know the story but this isn't helpful - very funny, but not helpful.

*Seriously this was used as an example at the Knowsley Safari Park in Liverpool, England to show the staff why some visitors should not go through the Baboon section if they have a roof box. For more: Click Here