Monday, July 28, 2008

Save my Relatives!


(the Kipunji!)
Hi everybody : It's serious time once again, and I am sorry.

Thanks again for all your support for SPACE CHIMPS! According to http://www.boxofficemojo.com/ (what a great name for a website - They should have a picture of ME!) Space Chimps is still in the top 10 of making the most monies for the weekend at number 9! It made over 4 million dollars! This will buy the Space Chimps a lot of bananas! Keep up the good work!

But what I really wanted to talk to you about was helping out my friends the Kipunji. The Kipunji will be added to the critically endangered species list! I know! This is terrible news. Apparently these old School monkeys have been kicked around in their homeland of the highland forests of Tanzania by hunters and their homes have been destroyed by illegal loggers.

So that means people think these monkeys taste good and that they are stealing their food - so they hunt them. They don't want their food - they have their own food! Also people think their homes are awesome so they steal their trees! They must be stopped - Perhaps the Phoenix can get team MoJo and maybe some help from Super Monkey, and Batgirl and maybe even you guys and get the bad guys before they get all the Kipunji!

The worst part (for you humans) is that you only just discovered them! You have barely gotten to know these fun-lovin, dancing monkeys!

The good people at the Wildlife Conservation Fund have setup a fund to help them - http://www.wcs.org/globalconservation/Africa/Tanzania/kipunji/kipunjifund?preview=&psid=&ph=class%2525

- MoJo

Thursday, July 24, 2008

SPACE CHIMPS!

Hi Everybody! - It's Me MoJo!

There are times when we have to put down whatever we are doing and support our fellow man- or in my case monkey. Everyone should go see Space Chimps! It's a movie about Monkeys!

Although they are not "Helper Monkeys" per say - they do help out the Humans by going out to space first to see if its safe for them because humans are not as strong as us Monkeys!


Here is some lines from my favorite scene:
Titan: Are you in aluminum clothes?
Ham III: Yes.
Titan: Are you in a rocket?
Ham III: Yes
Titan: In outer space?
Ham III: Yes.
Titan: Are you David Bowie?
Ham III: Uh... no.

Well I don't want to tell you too much - in case you do see it, so I'm going to go now. I hear the Joker is out and about so I think I may have to help the Batman and get him. So I'm going to make an exploding cake to use on the Joker. I think that will work!
- MoJo

Monday, July 14, 2008

BOO!

(I'm MUMMY MONKEY!!!!)

Well Maybe its a little early for Halloween! Maybe.. but sometimes its just fun to dress up just to put a smile on someones face (I hope I did)

Hi everybody - I'm sorry its been so long, and I hope you are not mad. As a helper monkey I have to help out people everyday, and its been a little busy. Besides helping out people at home and in the office place I've had to take care of some sick people. My two friends got sick back to back! And then after taking care of them I got sick! It was just a cold, but I was out of it for quite a while.

Then I had a couple of trips - to New York (where I didn't see any monkeys - but Randy Newman told me the people dressed up like monkeys - I didn't see them), Chicago (where I didn't see any Eskimos - but Randy Newman told me I would), and Texas (a place where Randy Newman has never talked to me about). And in the meantime I have been busy trying to make some videos to show everyone how I've been doing with Mr. Shark (very well I might say). And some video about my travel adventures and some other stuff I have been working on.

I'm sorry! Please don't be mad at me!