A Monkey Story

Hi Everybody!

I recently saw a story about a chimp named Anjana who has been taking care of two White Tiger cubs in Miami named Mitra and Shiva. She has been taking care of them as a mother would after they were separated from their mother in South Carolina after Hurricane Hannah hit.

Good Job Anjana! You get MoJo's "Thumbs Up" Award of the week!

Check out the Video: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/11/11/ramos.fl.chimp.tiger.cubs.wsvn

One must rest - before the Next Step

Hi Everybody! It's me MoJo!

Things are going well with Mr. Shark and as you could see from the last video we finally softened up Mr. Shark and he decided to become a good guy and join Team MoJo!

I think he is almost ready to go on his first mission for me!

Stay Tuned and Thanks for Watching!

(YouTube link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTrebXXo1-w)

Not Goodbye - but see you later!

(Calling to concede defeat)

Dear Friends,

I write you with indeed a heavy heart. We failed to win last night - and I blame myself. Maybe its because I didn't wear an American Flag Pin, or maybe I didn't wear pants enough. Maybe I wasted too much time in certain states - or not enough in others. The failure is mine - perhaps I didn't talk enough about the issues or didn't spend enough treasure on getting my face out there. These are questions that I will ask myself over the next couple of months.

I am happy with what we were able to accomplish - and look forward to the future. I will not give up - I look to grow my base and perhaps make another run in 2012! I tired reaching out to Obama to wish him well, but the operator couldn't connect me.

I think we got some strong votes (around 2% according to the media - I assume "others" means Me - though I don't know why they said "others" and not "MoJo").

The animals -

and the people at Disneyland (where I did some heavy campaigning), among other people across the country, but in the end it wasn't enough. Thank you all for all your support! I really appreciate it and it meant a lot to me. Regardless of what happened I'm proud to call you all --- my friends.

Thanks for Everything!

MoJo

Remember! Vote for MoJo!!

(My Campaign Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yuKsOX6jVI)

Hello Friends,

Well the day has come for you to cast your vote for the next President of the United States of America. It will surely be an exciting day for all of us, and I want to make sure you go out and VOTE! Even if you don't want to vote for me the important thing is for you to vote.

I have spent the last couple of days getting to know some of the people across the US who were still undecided. It was truly a pleasure meeting you all and I hope I answered all your questions and have given you the confidence to elect me. Tough times are indeed in front of us, and I think its time we get back to basics - and remember it all started with a monkey.

So thank you for all your support! And remember a vote for me (MoJo) is a vote for Progress!

-MoJo

P.S. - Keep your calendars open for a party at the White House after I am elected. It's going to be great!

Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween Everybody! It's me MoJo!

I went as a ghost for Halloween! Pretty spooky huh?

I hope everyone had a great Halloween! Next to me is a pumpkin I painted- Its what I think I would look like if I were a pumpkin. What do you think?

So now here is my treat for you. What do ghosts Eat for Dinner? (scroll down for the answer)

(Give up?)

SPOOKETTI!

HahahHaha - Happy Halloween!!

PHINALLY!!

Oh my God - It has been a busy couple of days - First my video is on Food Network - http://www.foodnetwork.com/the-next-food-network-star-season-5/package/index.html?pn=1&pageref=Photo_Video-951250&vw_arrange_order=DESC&vw_sort_order=MOST_POPULAR#http://adsremote.scripps.com/html.ng/site=FOOD&adtype=BIGBOX&Pagepos=5-PREROLL

Then I had to release my Campaign Ad for President because the Election is getting close - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yuKsOX6jVI - (vote for MoJo)

And then to top it all off - the PHILLIES WON! It was very exciting especially for me as this was my very first World Series! Some people say that the Phillies were cursed and that maybe they only won now is because they had me behind them supporting them. Perhaps I will have to become a serious Philly Fan so that they can keep it up. (But I still love L.A.)

Congratulations to both the Rays and Phillies - and a Big High Five to the PHILLIES!!!

I want to Thank and give my Congrats to Brad, Chase, Ryan, Jimmy, Cole, Joe, Charlie, Ra's al Guhl (aka Shane), Pat and the rest of the Team! Way to go GUYS!!! And of course to the Phillie Phanatic!!

PHIILES! WORLD CHAMPIONS!

Elect MoJo For President!

Hi Everybody! - it's me MoJo!

Since Senator Barack Obama showed his Campaign Ad tonight he has forced my hand to show my own Campaign Ad. As you may or may not know I am running for President of the United States of America!

I need everyone's support - so Please get out and Vote! (even if you don't want to vote for me). If you don't see my name on the ballot box - please just write me in - I have been assured that every one of my votes will be counted!

I just saw that this election didn't offer the people a true candidate for the people - and I know People! After listening to both candidates for a long time I have decided to throw my hat in the ring (Even though I heard a rumor that Barack Obama might be Curious George - which got me to thinking that maybe a monkey should be President! And why can't that monkey be ME!)

MoJo Phoenix for President '08

Running as a Monkey for the People by the People

(Click Below to see my Campaign Ad)

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yuKsOX6jVI

Next Stop - FOOD NETWORK!

Check it out Everybody - My Video Made it on Food Network's Website!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/the-next-food-network-star-season-5/package/index.html?pn=1&pageref=Photo_Video-951250&vw_arrange_order=DESC&vw_sort_order=MOST_POPULAR#http://adsremote.scripps.com/html.ng/site=FOOD&adtype=BIGBOX&Pagepos=5-PREROLL

Hopefully I will get selected and be the next Chef on TV!

Hello Hello Hello

Is there anybody out there?

It seems that it has been quiet out there. Perhaps everybody is watching the World Series and staying up late and such. Well the Phillies will have to wait some more before they can play and try to win the World Series! GO PHILLIES!

I had secret agent Special K battle Frrreddd in a game of golf - and he WON! HAHAHAHA - Take that FRRREEDDD!

I have also submitted my Cooking with MoJo - Waffles and Ice Cream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s9EbBNnJlg) to the Food Network People (http://www.foodnetwork.com/the-next-food-network-star/index.html) so I can get my own cooking show.

I'll keep you posted!

- MoJo

BANANA REPS

OH! Hello! You've caught me working out! And you are not the only one! It seems that the Japanese have also caught me and have taken my "Banana diet" to heart. So much that they have run out of bananas! It sure is crazy... I've been on the banana diet forever and it sure keeps me in great shape and makes me feel great too!

For more on this story go to - http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1850454,00.html

Also for those poor Japanese that can't find any bananas they can relive the experience of peeling a banana again and again!

Check it out - http://gizmodo.com/5064523/endless-banana-enjoy-the-soothing-banana+peeling-experience-forever

GO PHILLIES!

(Me and my Lucky Phillies Hat!)

Hi Everybody! It's me MoJo!

I'm not sure about Joe the Plumber but I sure was wearing my Lucky Phillies Hat on Wednesday when the Phillies beat the Dodgers to win the chance to go to the WORLD SERIES! I've been told its been a long time for them - SO GOOD LUCK PHILLIES!

It was a tough series for me. I like the Dodgers too because they are in California and they play the song I Love L.A. every time they do good. But the Phillies play the Rocky theme every time they do good so it was a tough series for me. (I still Love L.A.).

Anywho I also wanted to give my thumbs up to Keith LaChapelle. Keith used up all his money (and his retirement money) to build a Chimpanzee Sanctuary - for those unfortunate chimps who were kidnapped and used for animal testing. The first chimps he has saved are named Annie, Burrito, Foxie, Jamie, Jody, Missy, and Negra. HI GUYS!

For more information and to donate some money - http://www.chimpsanctuarynw.org/

News Story from ABC news: http://abcnews.go.com/WN/story?id=6049737&page=1

Happy October!

Hi Everybody!

Hope you haven't missed me too much! I've been traveling in CALI-FORNIA! Yep... I've been traveling the California coast and its very beautiful!

Well as I catch up to things I figure I would share with you both this picture (looking pretty good next to the Pacific Ocean) and this story about Monkey Waiters! - Check it out - http://www.holytaco.com/2008/10/07/these-monkeys-sling-suds-not-poop/

About me - MoJo!

Hello Friends! It's me MoJo. Today I'm going to let you into the world of MoJo a bit more. You see I took this personality quiz with a friend to see what type of personality I am (I think I'm an ESFP - not sure but think that's what I am). Anyways below is what they told me about me-and they gave me some carreer suggestions in case I get bored with Helper Monkey - I DON'T THINK SO!

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People-oriented and fun-loving, they make things more fun for others by their enjoyment. Living for the moment, they love new experiences. They dislike theory and impersonal analysis. Interested in serving others. Likely to be the center of attention in social situations. Well-developed common sense and practical ability.

Careers that could fit MoJo includes:

Actors, painters, comedians, adult entertainers, sales representatives, teachers, counselors, social workers, child care, fashion designers, interior decorators, consultants, photographers, musicians, human resources managers, clerical supervisors, coaches, factory supervisors, food service workers, receptionists, recreation workers, religious educators, respiratory therapists.

BC should stand for... BEST CHIMPS!

Hi, Everybody! It's me, MoJo! Sometimes while I'm at work -- you know, doin' the Helper Monkey thing -- I need to take a break, and maybe toss the football around! Hahaha. This is a BC football I borrowed from someone at the Work Place, but it SHOULD stand for... Best Chimps! I don't know what this "Boston College" is, but maybe, maybe I can go there! And learn some stuff... or at least tell them that they should change their name. A Chimp (or a Monkey) could beat an eagle ANYTIME! Maybe I'll go talk to Jeeves now about this Boston College. Sounds interesting... I'll report back with my findings.

FOURTEENTWENTYTWOTHIRTYTWO... HIKE! - MoJo

P.S.: Hockey rules.

Someone Told Me It's All Happening at the Zoo...

I can't believe she married him : )



From the News People:

"7-year-old male monkey named Wukong and a 6-year old female monkey named Xiaoya are seen during a special wedding ceremony at a zoo in Wenling, Zhejiang province, September 4, 2008. The zoo organised the special wedding ceremony hoping to attract more visitors, local media reported."

Marrying Monkeys just to get attention for the Zoo - ridiculous. Well at least they look happy.

-MoJo

Message from EDY'S PEOPLE!

(Click to Enlarge the Message)

Check it Out People! It's a message from the EDY'S PEOPLE about my Cooking with MoJo segment with Waffles and (EDY's) Ice Cream! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s9EbBNnJlg

They also Sent me REAL MAIL in the MAIL -the Postman delivered a letter to ME - MoJo!

-- MoJo

Message from the EGGO PEOPLE!

(Click to Enlarge the Message!)

Check it Out People! It's a message from the EGGO PEOPLE about my Cooking with MoJo segment with (EGGO) Waffles and Ice Cream! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s9EbBNnJlg

- MoJo

Cooking with ME - MoJo! Waffles and Ice Cream

They Say if you are good at anything never do it for free- Well I'm not that good at cooking so I guess I can show you guys how to cook some stuff!

Hi everybody - It's me MoJo! And I'm posting this video of me showing you guys who to make delicious Waffles and Ice Cream Sandwiches... so Watch the Video okay?

YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s9EbBNnJlg

Save my Relatives!

(the Kipunji!)

Hi everybody : It's serious time once again, and I am sorry.

Thanks again for all your support for SPACE CHIMPS! According to http://www.boxofficemojo.com/ (what a great name for a website - They should have a picture of ME!) Space Chimps is still in the top 10 of making the most monies for the weekend at number 9! It made over 4 million dollars! This will buy the Space Chimps a lot of bananas! Keep up the good work!

But what I really wanted to talk to you about was helping out my friends the Kipunji. The Kipunji will be added to the critically endangered species list! I know! This is terrible news. Apparently these old School monkeys have been kicked around in their homeland of the highland forests of Tanzania by hunters and their homes have been destroyed by illegal loggers.

So that means people think these monkeys taste good and that they are stealing their food - so they hunt them. They don't want their food - they have their own food! Also people think their homes are awesome so they steal their trees! They must be stopped - Perhaps the Phoenix can get team MoJo and maybe some help from Super Monkey, and Batgirl and maybe even you guys and get the bad guys before they get all the Kipunji!

The worst part (for you humans) is that you only just discovered them! You have barely gotten to know these fun-lovin, dancing monkeys!

The good people at the Wildlife Conservation Fund have setup a fund to help them - http://www.wcs.org/globalconservation/Africa/Tanzania/kipunji/kipunjifund?preview=&psid=&ph=class%2525

- MoJo

SPACE CHIMPS!

Hi Everybody! - It's Me MoJo!

There are times when we have to put down whatever we are doing and support our fellow man- or in my case monkey. Everyone should go see Space Chimps! It's a movie about Monkeys!

Although they are not "Helper Monkeys" per say - they do help out the Humans by going out to space first to see if its safe for them because humans are not as strong as us Monkeys!

Here is some lines from my favorite scene:

Titan: Are you in aluminum clothes?

Ham III: Yes.

Titan: Are you in a rocket?

Ham III: Yes

Titan: In outer space?

Ham III: Yes.

Titan: Are you David Bowie?

Ham III: Uh... no.

Well I don't want to tell you too much - in case you do see it, so I'm going to go now. I hear the Joker is out and about so I think I may have to help the Batman and get him. So I'm going to make an exploding cake to use on the Joker. I think that will work!

- MoJo

BOO!

(I'm MUMMY MONKEY!!!!)

Well Maybe its a little early for Halloween! Maybe.. but sometimes its just fun to dress up just to put a smile on someones face (I hope I did)

Hi everybody - I'm sorry its been so long, and I hope you are not mad. As a helper monkey I have to help out people everyday, and its been a little busy. Besides helping out people at home and in the office place I've had to take care of some sick people. My two friends got sick back to back! And then after taking care of them I got sick! It was just a cold, but I was out of it for quite a while.

Then I had a couple of trips - to New York (where I didn't see any monkeys - but Randy Newman told me the people dressed up like monkeys - I didn't see them), Chicago (where I didn't see any Eskimos - but Randy Newman told me I would), and Texas (a place where Randy Newman has never talked to me about). And in the meantime I have been busy trying to make some videos to show everyone how I've been doing with Mr. Shark (very well I might say). And some video about my travel adventures and some other stuff I have been working on.

I'm sorry! Please don't be mad at me!

BREAKTHROUGH!!!

HI EVERYBODY! - GREAT NEWS - Well good news.

I tried to rehabilitate Mr. Shark by watching some nice videos, and drawing some nice pictures - At first it didn't look like he was going to turn from his evil ways but at the end of one of our sessions he finally seemed to get the point!

Take that FRRRRED!!!

Thanks for tuning in - MoJo

Watch the Video for more :

Same Video YouTube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjjYaR3T7_A

INDY MOVIE!

The Call is from Adventure! Will you accept the Charges?!?

Okay....... so I went to the movies at midnight, like Indy told me, but he wasn't there. But his new movie was playing! I guess he wanted me to be one of the first monkeys to see it - and I sure did.

After getting some Skittles I prepared to see my first movie on the big screen. It was crowded, I didn't think this many people would be at a show so late - but I didn't see any other monkeys.

Everybody cheered when the movie began and ended... and also during some parts (but I won't say because I don't want to ruin it - Scroll down for some spoilers).

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Keep that mouse a scrolling...

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INDY!

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Okay.... So you want to know more about the movie???

Okay - IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! Oh MY.... I don't' know what else to say - it was GREAT! You should see it! There was even a part in it where a bunch of Monkeys helped out! The monkeys were great.. I wonder if Indy put them in the movie for me?? I also got some great ideas on how I could get Mr. Shark to join team MoJo! He was excited when I told him about the movies and the big screen.. and tasting the rainbow (skittles).

MoJo

Secret Messages...

(Picture of the secret message)

Tonight I received some information that there might be a secret message in my journal. So I used my detective skills to search and to my amazement there was! And it was from INDY!

Here is what the secret message said (in case you can't read it from the picture):

MoJo-

Meet me at the Movies

-TONIGHT

-MIDNIGHT!

- Indy

I am so excited! Number one because its a message from Indiana Jones - My Hero , and two I have never been to the movies. At midnight? I wonder what he wants, I wonder what I should bring... I wonder if I am going to go on an adventure with him? Or maybe he has some ideas about my battle with FRRRRED! I will let you know!

MoJo

Yummy yummy yummy I got POODING in my tummy!

HI EVERYBODY! Last night I had something called "pooding" for the first time (Spell Checker wants me to change it, but I know that's how it's spelled) and it was really yummy!! Special K mixed it up in a big bowl last night and put it in the fridgerator to cool and tonight we got to eat it. IT IS MY NEW FAVORITE FOOD! We tried to use the pooding to get the shark to be my friend but he didn't want any of it. TOO BAD for him because the Google Monster ate all the rest. I hate the Google Monster -- I'm gunna GET HIM! Little D says next she is going to make me banana pooding and I can't wait :)

MoJo

Even the strong have their moments of fatigue.

HI EVERYBODY!!! Sorry I haven’t written in a while. I’m been busy… WITH THE SHARK!!! I’ve been hard at work trying to get him to be a good guy and join Team MoJo, but so far he hasn’t been cooperating. I’ve used all the top negotiating tactics to get him to spill the beans about Fred and the rest of his evil plan, but so far, nothing. WATCH THE VIDEO AND SEE.

(Watch me on YouTube!!) -- http://youtube.com/watch?v=R60wSn6
PoJo

Luckily, I have lots of donuts and am not going to give up hope until I have REHABILITATED THIS SHARK!!!

Stay tuned!

MoJo

"I will return the seeing-eye dog."

I asked Jeeves about Whacking Day... Since I was told I missed it.

"Founded by Jebediah Springfield in 1775, every May 10th, the citizens of Springfield drive the snakes into the town square, then club them to death."

Well I don't know any snakes - but I'm sure there are a bunch of them at Fred's house. So you can go over there, or you can always whack Fred on the head for me- He's sort of like a snake (but not a Goddess) - Just not too hard... because he's MINNNNE!

I'm going to try to find some snakes... but at the very least I will play some wiffle ball!

MoJo

P.S - Rehabilitation for Mr. Shark is going to start soon - I will keep you posted.

Out of the Shadows

I don't have much to say today - you see I finally made my move against Fred today. I didn't want to - but he forced me to. Below is the footage so you can see for yourself. I'm sorry for the quality. If you have a weak stomach or have no taste for battles - please do not play.

Thank you

MoJo

YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2hqxilT4D0

Hold that Line!

(troops surrounding FRRRRED's Evil lab)

I can't talk for long - but my secret troops led by Special K have begun to outline the border of Fred's evil lab, and the current location of his evil device - the mechanical shark.

Message from the Shadows

I want to apologize to everyone for my lack of contact. The past couple of days have been keeping me busy with planning.

Things did not go so well for me and my team. Its seems that I cannot trust everyone. Friends I thought I had - have betrayed me or ignored me. I may have to do this mission - alone.

Secret Agent "Christobell" tried to light me on fire. I'm not sure if he is working for Fred or by himself - just another person against me.

As for elBrent.. He did manage to damage Fred's finances, but his toxic gases were mistimed, and his team membership and loyalty is questionable.

I haven't heard from the private eye Big Dog, Indiana Jones or Supermonkey.

And although it seemed as if a new enemy known only as the "Google Monster" had taken agent "Liquor Store" - the creature went away after my heroics and allowed Liquor Store to provide me with some startling information...

... That FRRRRED is also known as "The Copier!" An evil supervillian who has the ability to make evil copies of living things to do whatever he says.

This news is startling. But as my team falls apart - I know there are few that I can rely on and call my friends. So I will go into the shadows and train - so that I can defeat Fred. Although I fear that after I defeat Fred, more evil in the world exists.

But as always I am here to Help! I am a Helper Monkey after all!

Be Safe!

- MoJo - aka The Phoenix

OH NO!

(The TOP SECRET Plans for some sort of Super PIG!!)

Many thanks again to secret agent Peanut for this information!

Once again through my contacts with some super secret spies I have found another one of Fred's evil plans. At first I was startled but then I soon realized this is just an eraser with push pins, and some drawings on it.

So it seems the mechanical Shark (with metal teeth) is ready and a part of Fred's next plan to destroy me, but this design is on the drawing table. It looks like some sort of mechanical pig (I assume with metal teeth) and it has flame throwing hair. If you see any other warning signs from this picture let me know.

Me and my team will be hard at work during the next couple of days. I may have to recruit some others, including a private eye known only as "Big Dog". We have to get to Fred before he build this evil device and rubs me OUT!!

- The Phoenix

It's Coming Together

(This is my Thinking Hat when I need to think like Indy!)

For those of you on MoJo's team - Thank You! The information from secret spies has been great! We will make our strike against Fred soon. But we can always use more Help! If anyone knows how to contact Indiana Jones or Super Monkey - please contact them to let them know about our cause.

I haven't seen Indiana Jones since my trip to California - he may still be there!

As for Super Monkey - I'm not sure where he is.. Though I am sure he saving the world.

So Friends - post here so we can figure out our plaaaaan!

Thanks - MoJo

Fred's First Move!

(The TOP SECRET picture of Fred's newest Evil Device)

Many thanks to Secret Agent Special K - aka... Peanut- for this information

Through my contacts with some super secret spies I have found Fred's newest plan to defeat me. The above picture is some kind of mechanical shark with metal teeth. I don't know if its ready to be used yet or how powerful it is. I will need all my friends to help me think of counter measures to defeat this creature and his evil creator - FRRRRED!!!!

Luckily another secret spy known only as "elbrent" is coming to see me this weekend. Together we will take down Fred and his mechanical shark (with metal teeth).

- The Phoenix (that's my secret spy name!)

NEM-E-SIS

(This is me - MoJo - Driving)

*I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RACE FRRRRED!*

I asked Jeeves what Nem-e-sis was - (because Fred told me that he was my nem-e-sis and I didn't know what that meant). Jeeves sent me to Websters place on the internet and Webster told me that Nem-e-sis was..

1 - the Greek goddess of retributive justice and 2 - one that inflicts retribution or vengeance, a formidable and usually victorious rival or opponent

Well I can tell you people that Fred is no goddess - Greek or not. He does reek though -like feet - EWWWWW...

I think he meant the second one. So if that's true then - Fred you are on! Let's Race!

You want a piece of ME? Or you want the whoooole Thing?!

Well I have to go back to clean up my apartment - BYE!

My Blog

(This is drawing of my Favorite show - "The Cheeto Bandito")

Whaaaaaat!? You say you never heard of it? Well that's strange - but I thought maybe you never did. So here that is why I put this drawing on this blog!

So I wanted to tell the world, on the Internet about me - MoJo! (and no - I am not the Super Monkey) - although I am pretty Super!

I am a Helper Monkey- and I help people! I am helping with everyday tasks of people and sometimes helping Humans get other humans to come and work for them as well as help humans with their computer and technical problems (that's a lot of humans). But there have been issues with my monies- so I sometimes watch my favorite TV show - "The Cheeto Bandito" show!

Well that's all for now... Did I mention I love Spell Checker? It's help me all the time..... Later

Hey Buuuuddies!

It's Me - MoJo!