A Political Attack - From Above

(Video from YouTube)

Yet another story of monkeys not really doing the right thing. I know nothing of Zambian president Rupiah Banda, but during one of his recent press conference, a monkey urinated on him from an above tree. We don't know whether or not the monkey was invited, but nonetheless - this is no way to treat a political official.

I know what its like to oppose a political official (I did run for President), but if we are to be respected as primates and treated as equals this is no way to act. I understand why this monkey did it, but I would hope we could find a more constructive means of sharing our political points of view.

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Presidential PROOF!

As I have been reporting lots of Monkey News (and other non-human primate news) has been coming out. Most of it trying to paint monkeys in a bad light (probably dim), but here is an article that could have helped me when I ran for President!

Check out the Story: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/02/090202174958.htm


It turns out that a study has found at chimps are awesome at politics. I knew I would have made a good President!

My Presidential Campaign and Video

(Thanks to Special K for bringing this story to our attention)

Not Goodbye - but see you later!

(Calling to concede defeat)

Dear Friends,

I write you with indeed a heavy heart. We failed to win last night - and I blame myself. Maybe its because I didn't wear an American Flag Pin, or maybe I didn't wear pants enough. Maybe I wasted too much time in certain states - or not enough in others. The failure is mine - perhaps I didn't talk enough about the issues or didn't spend enough treasure on getting my face out there. These are questions that I will ask myself over the next couple of months.

I am happy with what we were able to accomplish - and look forward to the future. I will not give up - I look to grow my base and perhaps make another run in 2012! I tired reaching out to Obama to wish him well, but the operator couldn't connect me.

I think we got some strong votes (around 2% according to the media - I assume "others" means Me - though I don't know why they said "others" and not "MoJo").

The animals -

and the people at Disneyland (where I did some heavy campaigning), among other people across the country, but in the end it wasn't enough. Thank you all for all your support! I really appreciate it and it meant a lot to me. Regardless of what happened I'm proud to call you all --- my friends.

Thanks for Everything!

MoJo

Remember! Vote for MoJo!!

(My Campaign Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yuKsOX6jVI)

Hello Friends,

Well the day has come for you to cast your vote for the next President of the United States of America. It will surely be an exciting day for all of us, and I want to make sure you go out and VOTE! Even if you don't want to vote for me the important thing is for you to vote.

I have spent the last couple of days getting to know some of the people across the US who were still undecided. It was truly a pleasure meeting you all and I hope I answered all your questions and have given you the confidence to elect me. Tough times are indeed in front of us, and I think its time we get back to basics - and remember it all started with a monkey.

So thank you for all your support! And remember a vote for me (MoJo) is a vote for Progress!

-MoJo

P.S. - Keep your calendars open for a party at the White House after I am elected. It's going to be great!

Elect MoJo For President!

Hi Everybody! - it's me MoJo!

Since Senator Barack Obama showed his Campaign Ad tonight he has forced my hand to show my own Campaign Ad. As you may or may not know I am running for President of the United States of America!

I need everyone's support - so Please get out and Vote! (even if you don't want to vote for me). If you don't see my name on the ballot box - please just write me in - I have been assured that every one of my votes will be counted!

I just saw that this election didn't offer the people a true candidate for the people - and I know People! After listening to both candidates for a long time I have decided to throw my hat in the ring (Even though I heard a rumor that Barack Obama might be Curious George - which got me to thinking that maybe a monkey should be President! And why can't that monkey be ME!)

MoJo Phoenix for President '08

Running as a Monkey for the People by the People

(Click Below to see my Campaign Ad)

YouTube Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yuKsOX6jVI