Showing posts with label Colbert. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Colbert. Show all posts

Friday, September 4, 2009

Follow-Up: MoJo Phoenix in Space

Well it turns out that I was right!

NASA decided not to name the International Space Station after him. But they didn't name the toilet after him either.

They named a treadmill after him. I guess the people at NASA just couldn't do it.

"Colbert—or C.O.L.B.E.R.T.—the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. That's the new name for this piece of hardware, known during its development as T2, the second version of the ISS treadmill"

The space shuttle carrying the treadmill launched last week and it was installed shortly after.

For more go to the following: Mission Complete! and C.O.L.B.E.R.T

I'm still waiting to see what they name after me!

-MoJo

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Thumbs UP! - NASA and Follow-Up: MoJo Phoenix in Space

Well well well Mr. Colbert. You may have won the International Space Station naming contest but it seems that NASA doesn't agree.

Story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29863574/

It seems that there is a good chance that they will not use your name! (Maybe they will pick mine!) Either way it looks like they might name a toilet after you! Maybe its because of your latest views on chimps, and NASA is on Team MoJo!

So HA! It looks like your name will be on a toilet. Well at least its a toilet in space - I wonder if they have beans up there??

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Santino on Colbert!

Hi Everybody - It seems that everybody is jumping on the Santino/Monkey News Bandwagon! Now Stephen Colbert is now reporting on Santino!

He thinks that this means that chimps are some kind of time travelers and that we don't always live in the present. We do live in the present - but we are smart! So we are thinking about the future and planning. And we learn from our past - what's wrong with that Mr. Colbert?

He also seems to think that chimps were responsible for killing a former President by the name of Kennedy because he now knows we can plan complex attacks! And that the location was near a banana depository. Well I don't think chimps did it -but I will start reading the Warren Commission report and I'll let you know if I find out anything.

The video/report is below:


Well again this is obvious news for me - but I guess not everyone knows much about us non-human primates. Either way - Watch Out FRRREEEDD!!!!

-MoJo

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Follow-Up: MoJo Phoenix in Space

As I reported earlier - there was a contest to get my name on the International Space Station.

But I was too late and Stephen Colbert won: http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-ap-sci-space-station-colbert,0,1912552.story?track=rss


Oh well - Better Luck Next time I guess : (