Santino on Colbert!

Hi Everybody - It seems that everybody is jumping on the Santino/Monkey News Bandwagon! Now Stephen Colbert is now reporting on Santino!

He thinks that this means that chimps are some kind of time travelers and that we don't always live in the present. We do live in the present - but we are smart! So we are thinking about the future and planning. And we learn from our past - what's wrong with that Mr. Colbert?

He also seems to think that chimps were responsible for killing a former President by the name of Kennedy because he now knows we can plan complex attacks! And that the location was near a banana depository. Well I don't think chimps did it -but I will start reading the Warren Commission report and I'll let you know if I find out anything.

The video/report is below:

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When Animals Attack Our Morals - Chimps, Lizards & Spiders
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Well again this is obvious news for me - but I guess not everyone knows much about us non-human primates. Either way - Watch Out FRRREEEDD!!!!

-MoJo

Failure to Communicate

In case you didn't know - monkeys floss and they use other tools and they even teach their children how to do the same.

Story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090311/od_afp/japanthailandsciencemonkeysoffbeat

I am not impressed. This is common knowledge! Why are people reporting on this like we are taking our first steps? There was that other story about Santino and how he knew how to plan things. Its like ever since this Travis thing that people are finding stories about monkeys that they find amazing. I don't get it - at least they didn't try to link this behavior with Travis and "bad monkeys".

I have your next story people - Monkeys like Bananas - amazing I know - now go write a story on that!

Monday Monkey News: Monkey Plans - We STRIKE after Lunch!

The latest effort to bash non-human primates: this latest story talks about a chimp in Sweden named Santino (pictured above and at the bottom). Apparently he is locked up in a Zoo there and spends his mornings collecting rocks and other items to throw at humans who come to point and laugh at him.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090309/ap_on_sc/eu_sci_sweden_angry_chimp

Although I do not agree with Santino's use of weapons and violence against the humans - I can certainly understand it. I mean how would you feel if someone locked you up so they bring in their friends to come and point and laugh at you? You would probably throw stuff at them eventually.

SO LET SANTINO FREE SWEDEN! You are on my watch list!

Second, they are using this story to show how angry chimps are in relation to Travis! They mask the story as a story to show how chimps are such good planners; because he plans for his attack on the humans by gathering his weapons in the morning. The conspiracy grows.

For more: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29596932/

Bye Everybody

- MoJo